Thou shrew earth-vexing
flap-dragon!
Am I thy slave, to do thy every
wish and whim?
To run to at thy command, and kiss
thy hem?!!!
Shall I also wipe thy lumpish
bottom and clean thy milk-livered toes?
I do have a life, one thy
admittingly brought me into dwell,
But I would rather die in the
venomed pits of hell,
Then be thy pribbling handmaid.
Thou sexist, motly-minded harpy!
Why not make thy stronger male offspring do thy bidding?
They were the conspirators behind
getting a dog,
They should have to walk it, at a
tedious trod.
Funny and witty poem, w/ a specific personal situation. Watch conventions and Shakespearean syntax:
ReplyDeleteone thy admittingly brought me into dwell: "one thou admittedly gavs't me to dwell" would be more correct.